unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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“There was this book… a book I used to read every night to all the younger kids. The Tales of Flynnigan Rider. Swashbuckling rogue, richest man alive, not bad with the ladies either. Not that he’d ever brag about it, of course.”
“Was he a thief, too?”
“Uh… well, no. Actually, he had enough money to do anything that he wanted to do. He could go anywhere that he wanted to go. And for a kid with nothing, I don’t know, I… Just seemed like the better option.
“You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It could ruin my whole reputation.”
“Ah. We wouldn’t want that.”
“Well, a fake reputation is all a man has.”

(Source: dreammetheworld, via robinbatmanspeasant)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[firstazuil]
tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

(Source: highgayden, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Protestors at the Madison Capitol in Wisconsin protesting the police and chanting the protest anthem “Hands Up Don’t Shoot”.

the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

BuzzFeed’s Running Out Of Lists, Vol. 5

(Source: youtube.com)

"That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again."

John Green, on dating (via wimblywomblys)

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jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

(Source: iamjacobbb, via suchcatsowhiskers)