"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
(Source: highgayden, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"That’s something I look forward to never, ever, ever doing again."
— John Green, on dating (via wimblywomblys)